My frustrations with living in the singlehood usually have more to do with people saying random crap to me than actually being an “old maid.”

Would I like a partner in life? Yes.

But it is not my biggest priority.

I’ll be honest…once I hit 40 the majority of folks considered me an old maid and stopped saying this kind of crap to me, but there are a few who still like to be cliche and nosy.

Here are a few of my favorite frustrations over the years…

People who tell me “this is your year” or “it’s your turn to get married.”

FYI- I caught the bouquet at my friend’s wedding in May of 1998. It’s been “my turn” for nearly 20 years.

People who say “You’re wonderful/amazing/so awesome, why aren’t you married? I just don’t understand.”

FYI-That is not a complement. Nor is it encouraging to me in any way. It is a backhanded insult. You are actually saying, “You seem great, what inner damage can’t I see?”

Well meaning people who tell me, “God’s got someone for you. Don’t worry.”

FYI-Bless your heart. I know you mean well, but it sounds like trite BS when you say this to me. It’s like, “Oh, Baby Girl, I know your team went 0-10 this year, but there’s always next year.”

People who tell me “You really should put yourself out there.”

FYI-I leave my house and interact with the public 6-7 days a week. I’m out there.

People who tell me…”You really should try online dating!”

FYI-I started filling out online dating stuff once a loooong time ago, I heard God say “Jill, what are you doing? I never told you to do that.” God’s on it, therefore I don’t have to be.

Yes. I also know people who met their spouse online too. But God told me no. Generally I listen to Him, He tends to know stuff I don’t.

And before I go…Just because a guy is single, and believes in God does not mean he’s perfect for me.

FYI-Thanks for the confirmation that you think I’m a hot mess by fixing me up with the guy that drank 4 mai tai’s in less than 20 minutes, lied about his height, and actually has a crush on you. You have just ended our friendship. Yes. That actually happened.

Point to ponder while you wander…I’ve got a rather large list of things I want to accomplish in my lifetime. I have another impressive list of things I want to see and places to go. Oh and I have a full time regular job too. So I am rather busy.

If God wants me to get married, He’ll send someone to hunt me down. Cuz that will be the only way it’s gonna happen people. So quit with the BS.

In case you have forgotten…Neither Jesus nor Paul ever married. #boom